Below is some fun I ran across that I thought I would share to help you get perspective for the coming year.
It’s almost 2019, and I still have so many unanswered questions!!!!
I still don’t know who let the dogs out…or where’s the beef is…or how to get to Sesame Street. Why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps…Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? So many important questions.
Then there is other confusing thoughts like …Why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails…why “abbreviated” is such a long word; or why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator… why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons.
Why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” where does that extra penny go… why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune.
Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs to verify what I just said… and just what exactly is Victoria’s secret? and where is Waldo? and of course can you hear me now?
And do you really think I am this witty?? Alas, but no…I actually got this from a FB friend, who stole it from his brother’s girlfriend’s, uncle’s cousin’s who lived next door to an old class mate’s mailman from a previous town.
As Linda G Hill reminds us of #1Liner Wed fun, come join in in the experience all year long.
As we chuckle over the never answered questions from last year, let us look forward to the possible answers of questions for the coming year.
And remember for the coming year to spread the kindness still surrounding us all from this wonderful season of sharing love.
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Or what’s the point in a lobby, and who came up with that corny name. Is popcorn corny too? What makes movie popcorn EXTRA addictive?
So many good questions!
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LOL – thanks for the chuckles! And…yes, I did try to verify the songs.
Too funny! 😄
Hilarious!! Thank you for sharing.
Why doesn’t Dora use Google maps…that question made me chuckle. Dora needs a computer!
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